Punch the Crunch

to wake up and masturbate while eating breakfast cereal (usually Cap'n Crunch or Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries)

Every morning I wake up so hungry and horny that I just want to punch the crunch in the breakfast nook.

by Diamond Dave Cousins September 3, 2010

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Sowder Punch

(N.) A punch so hard it tops all other punches, even those of Chuck Norris, Usually Resulting in Death

Man 1: I heard the fight got pretty intense
Man 2: Yeah man, he threw a Sowder Punch
Man 1: Holy Shit!
Man 2: Yeah Man he died

by Karbonviper October 3, 2011

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wizard punch

This is where you fart into your open and and shut it like a fist. You then punch someone opening your hand right before their face. Thus wizard punching them.

He wizard punched her in the face causing her to gag.

by Ravonus September 19, 2013

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One Punch Man

A bald boi who can fucking kill anyone and anything in one punch. He's so powerful in fact, that there's never a single moment when he's at his limit or uses his full power.

Hey dude did you see One Punch Man the other day?

Hell yeah it's freaking awesome. I wonder when there will actually be an enemy strong enough for One Punch Man to actually have to try to defeat.

by TheAngryNerd May 2, 2019

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1. Something that spoils the fun for everyone else.

2. A person that points out a flaw in the plan that everyone else is excited about.
3. A person who refuses to have fun when everyone else is.
4. A person who intentionally diverts the attention away from something fun by creating unnecessary drama.

Dave's bad news ruined the party for everyone else last night. Why did he have to be the poop in the punch bowl?

by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010

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