The Pretzels of the Party Mix

A boring person in a group of friends. Kinda needed in some respects, but never the center of attention. Conclusion: don't be this person.

God damn you, Joey, you're the pretzels of the party mix.

by SammySlimJim March 15, 2017

soft pretzel bitch

a pussy ass bitch

You are a soft pretzel bitch.

by moneyK101 December 11, 2017

philly pretzel

A condition in which you stretch your dong out long enough to wrap it around your balls and either shove the entire “Philly pretzel” into your significant other’s butthole or your own butthole.

“Sex last night was great! I even gave her the ol’ Philly Pretzel and she loved it!”

by Jimbobnutcalamity May 26, 2018

free pretzel

The act of eating ass at an Outback Steakhouse.

Hey, you guys tried the free pretzels at Outback?

by PotatoFamine June 12, 2018

Bavarian Pretzel

The wrapping up of a female and filling all of her all of her holes by three separate guys, and eventually covering her in your warm sticky sauce.

Lucy had a bavarian pretzel given to her by Jason, Todd, and Alex. Now she can’t even ride a bike!

by Dick McTugNuts September 4, 2018

Salted pretzel

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she has her legs behind her head, as you are about to blow your load you cover both her arms and legs with your jizz, tell her you will go get a towel but instead leave her there to dry.

Hey Gary last week I gave Mel a salted pretzel, I wonder if she is still laying there

by Lovecraftmind March 20, 2019

Dirty Pretzel

When you tie up a hooker with a yeast infection, squirt a whole bottle of yellow mustard in her vagina and then bang her with your sweaty, salty, post workout dick.

Person one: How was your trip to New York?
Person two: I had a dirty pretzel, New York style

by Megawreckindaddyhitler June 16, 2019