To cut off your ball sack and testicles, mash them into a pulp and feed it to your sexual partner or eat it yourself.
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When a girl riding with you performs oral sex by placing your entire ballsack in her mouth like a sack of potatoes
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Get the Salt my potatoes mug.A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.
"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
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by Professional potato bobber May 7, 2018
Get the bobbing for potatoes mug.« Stop shaming potatoes » started with 🎼 SAY AMEN ( Saturday night ) from Panic! At the disco where you can see in their/the music video the tragic murder of a poor potato. If you hear this, that person is most likely referencing this to this tragedy.
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