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Mashed Potatoes

To cut off your ball sack and testicles, mash them into a pulp and feed it to your sexual partner or eat it yourself.
"Did you hear that Jane ate her boyfriend's Mashed Potatoes?" "Yeah, I heard it was delicious"
by WeirdSexualStimulation September 17, 2025
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Road Potatoes

When the girl riding with you puts your whole ballsack in her mouth like a sack of potatoes
Jane and I went on our second date last night and she gave me road potatoes on the way home
by JackMehoff69 December 25, 2025
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Road Potatoes

When a girl riding with you performs oral sex by placing your entire ballsack in her mouth like a sack of potatoes
Me and Jill went on our second date last night and she gave me road potatoes on the way home!
by JackMehoff69 December 25, 2025
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Salt my potatoes

When another man drips jizz on your balls.
Salt my potatoes "Hey Phil, should I leave it in? No! Pull it out and salt my potatoes!!"
by Gowdysooner May 19, 2016
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instant mashed potatoes

A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.
"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
by AC1919 December 30, 2016
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bobbing for potatoes

When you put a raw potato in a cows asshole then you eat the potato and everything else that comes out
Hey do want to go bobbing for potatoes

Nah man that's nasty
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stop shaming potatoes

« Stop shaming potatoes » started with 🎼 SAY AMEN ( Saturday night ) from Panic! At the disco where you can see in their/the music video the tragic murder of a poor potato. If you hear this, that person is most likely referencing this to this tragedy.
« Guys, you really need to STOP SHAMING POTATOES ! »
by Ana666999 June 8, 2018
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