poser emo

A genre in mainstream that is Pop-Punk with lyrics that deal with emotion problems but not in enough debth for it to even be considered Emo. Bands like Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco and The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

prep: OMG Fall Out Boy is sooooooooooooooooooo Emo
me: Shut the fuck up. They're Poser Emo dipshit, Rites of Spring is Emo.

by joe725 November 14, 2007

Poser Goldfish

Someone who is trying to act like a goldfish, but isn't. Also, a person who nobody loves and they weren't hugged much as a kid.

Person 1: My mommy told me I am a little crumb snatcher.
Person 2: THATS BECAUSE YOU'RE A POSER GOLDFISH THAT NO ONE LOVES!!!

by you like to know, WOULDNT YOU? March 27, 2007

Poser Hippie

A Girl who shops at rue 21 who buys shirts that say give peas a chance or flashes hippie signs who doesnt do drugs or know who any people in the hippie movement are.

Look At that retard she buys gay jelly braclets and hippie t shirts...Wow what a Poser Hippie

by ur moms dads step dads testees August 22, 2009

poseur

A word used by certain people to insult others of their kind. This is word usually used in relation to music and skateboarding.

Look at Y. He buys his clothes at Store Q and listens to Band Z. What a poseur.

by Allerleirauh December 22, 2003

Posercrat

Someone who acts like a hardcore Democrat and hates on Bush in order to fit in at the lunch table in the cafeteria. Was either a Republican or politically apathetic until it became cool to be liberal.

"Jeez, Mark used to hate Liberals; now he's just being a posercrat to fit in with the rest of the popular kids."

by bigtones June 16, 2006

Posner

Taking a big, fat, hairy penis up the nose. A Posner typically happens when the person on the receiving end of the penis is tired of having their face jizzed on, and would rather have their face jizzed in.

Damn, she asked for a Posner since her jaw was tired and her face was covered.

by Lolpwnsauze July 29, 2010

Twilight Poser

Losers who read Twilight because:everyone else read it,they thought the movie was awesome,they thought the actors were HAWT OR they just saw the movie w/o reading tthe books OR they don't even like it and just pretend to b/c every1 else(namely posers) love it!

Shallow_Girl:OME!!!!I LOVE Robert sooo much he's sooo HAWT
Me:Shut up you twilight poser
Tine:Yeah twilight poser!!!!!
Twilight Originals:Go DIE!!!!!

by pockylover368 April 15, 2009