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To posner: to do something boldly, fearlessly.
Posner: a brave one.
Stop being such a pussy, posner it!

She looked shy, but turns out she's a real posner.
posner by happyberserk December 21, 2013
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Taking a big, fat, hairy penis up the nose. A Posner typically happens when the person on the receiving end of the penis is tired of having their face jizzed on, and would rather have their face jizzed in.
Damn, she asked for a Posner since her jaw was tired and her face was covered.
Posner by Lolpwnsauze July 29, 2010
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A long-winded, overly expansive and tangential economic analysis of an unrelated topic, leading to binding precedent.
G, I was finna buy those new rims until my wigga laid a posner on me.
posner by Judge Fedd November 4, 2008

Posner'd 

When you've met someone numerous times, sat in their flat watching boxing with them, been on a night out and bought them a drink and given them a lift in your car and when you see them out again, they go to introduce themselves to you as if you've never met.
'Hi, I'm Lewis nice to meet you' (after all the above): you've then been 'Posner'd'
Posner'd by Neyiyey September 13, 2014

Mike Posner 

A musical artist who believes that many of his love interests are "cooler than" him, mostly because "they wear designer shades, just to hide" their face.

He also uses hardcore techno-esque beats to break up his songs.
Guy 1: I'm just like Mike Posner.

Guy 2: Is your girlfriend ignoring you whilst wearing sunglasses again?
Mike Posner by 4evr Yng July 19, 2010

Mike Posner 

Best music artist to walk this planet called Earth. His beats are so fresh they wipe the charts. He originates from Michigan but for some reason choose to go to Duke, which is cool cuz we still love him. You should check him out, free on iTunes!
Dude did you hear Mike Posner's new mix tape yet?

No
Well get on that shit, you won't regret it.
Mike Posner by bratschiversace November 11, 2009

Mike Posner 

A musician who took a pill in Ibiza to show Avicii he was cool.
I took a pill in Ibiza to show Avicii I was cool - I Took A Pill In Ibiza by Mike Posner
Mike Posner by KentuckyFriedCars February 8, 2019
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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