stuart pickering

Stupid nob head forehead doesn't end touches up little children like clark hudson

Boy 1:Hey yo you seen the nonce over there
Boy2: no it's stuart pickering

by Gabby fat March 11, 2022

national fingering video day August 3rd

National fingering video Day is placed on August 3rd as a sign too all the boys who have girlfriends or wives and are jus desperate for a nude video.

person #1 : Hey man, did u hear what's tomorrow?
person #2 : No? Why?
person #1: ITS national fingering video day!

national fingering video day August 3rd

by crippledcuzz August 1, 2022

Keyboard Fingering

Smashing your keyboard so fast that your friends start to say you're fingering your keyboard

"Damn baby what those hands do?"
"Keyboard fingering."

by Uncultured Saiku September 12, 2022

spood pinging

this is when on a wednesday, u accidentally do speed instead of ket, and then u eat some rly nice food and it tastes so good u ping from speed

dude i’m spood pinging with these noodles rn

by firko2002 October 5, 2022

Ronnie Pickering

A being of immense cosmic power, prophesied by the Sooths of Yorkshire to save the world from great calamity.

Unfortunately, after the last descendant of the Sooths was killed by a rogue chupacabra in the late 19th century the legend has largely been lost to time.

"Do you know who I am?"

"Who?"

"I'm Ronnie Pickering!"

"Who the f**k's that"

by TheGreatIncognitus March 30, 2023

harley pickering

alternate spelling for "no pussy pickering"

harley pickering? you mean no pussy pickering?

by NARTWORLD April 1, 2023

Booger Pickering

The hottest, most attractive, charismatic king you have ever met with the fattest dump truck known to man. He is not afraid to tell every lovely lady in his life that they are in fact a hoebag, slut, or just a standard queen.

Random hoe: Hey have you seen Booger Pickering around?

Secondary hoe: Yeah, I just saw him getting freaky at the club.

by urmomisaslut.com November 9, 2023