Parade Ruiner

A fat or ugly cheerleader or baton/ flag twirler wearing a short skirt, tight pants, or a leotard, Usually marching in a parade.

"This marching band is pretty good."

"Nevermind, all the baton twirlers are parade ruiners."

-or-

"This parade is full of parade ruiners."

by Doublewolf October 23, 2009

Parker

This is a manly beast. The dick is like those ripe, hard bananas in the store. If you date a Parker, he is the one and only. He's cuter than any boy named Jackson.

Parker, a manly beast - said someone
I know he is- said her bff

by Lover of Parker March 21, 2017

Parker

A funny, smart, lovable kid who has his way around girls. He prefers girls of a different hair/eye color than his because he finds them to be more attractive. He talks a lot but is better with adults. He doesn't have a lot of guy friends, but he likes to play on his Xbox with them. He likes videogames, but would rather be playing outside. He hates school and is known to have a negative attitude when coming home. He loves unhealthy food but is not fat. He likes football and having fun.

Dude: I wish my friend was Parker.
Boy: I know, He's so smart and has a way around girls.

by That_random_Squirrel_22 October 6, 2020

Sarah Jessica Parker

A horse-like creature that lurks in the gated communities of Los Angeles. Also used as a reference to horses.

I'm so hungry, I could eat Sarah Jessica Parker!

by harygdl13 August 17, 2012

Parker

Parker is a gorgeous girl that is always the life of the party and is known for her great sense of humor. Even though she is very pretty, her charm and wit are the factors that make her irresistible. She is very intelligent and sometimes thinks too hard about some things. It takes a lot for her to fall for someone. She can be kind of different at times, but that just makes her even more loveable. You always know when she is around because she loves to be in the spotlight and has a tendency to talk a lot. You can always count on her and know she will always be honest with you. Consider yourself lucky if you come across a Parker.

Boy 1: Damn, that girl is FINE.

Boy 2: Oh I know, but she's even more than that. She's a Parker.

by A Fucking Vacuum August 6, 2011

Paramedic

The person/people that firemen call when they are in trouble.

If you want to be a hero, become a fireman. If you want to be someone who firemen call heroes, become a paramedic.

by emtrescue May 20, 2010

Parade

A line up of various shots taken one after another.

I dare you to take a shot of captain followed by tequila followed by whiskey

that's one sick parade

by wildchild84 October 16, 2010