dead nuts

Completely level or plumb. A definition used in the construction trades.

After I laid the porch steps I checked them with my level and they were dead nuts!

by Nate Pesci July 12, 2006

nuts-good

1. Depriving from "not good", meaning the same thing with a homosexual twist. 2. When a man possesses homosexual feelings towards another man. 3. When something is the opposite of good, more extreme than "not good."

1. "Macy snuck into my bed last night... it was nuts-good."

2. "After watching that gay-porn I'm feeling pretty nuts-good."

3. (While playing resident evil), "There are so many zombies in this room! Nuts-good!"

by JohntheFisherman August 4, 2007

nutastick

A fantastic nut bust

My man's load all over my tits last night was nothing short of nutastick!

by GlazeHer April 29, 2015

Clap nuts

When ones nuts(aka. testicles) collide with ones leg creating a loud "clapping" sound.

Look, there goes Steve. He has "clap nuts"

by Logan May 24, 2003

crazy nuts

Used to describe something that is insane and funny at the same time.

The guy I met online is crazy nuts for believing anything I say!

by Kaylee Girl October 17, 2007

non-nuts

A vagina.

That woman is such a bitch. Someone should kick her in the non-nuts.

by SelfishMotives July 7, 2008

Pork Nuts

After a long day of work you go home and take a shit. While shiting you can smell your balls over your Shit.

Damn, i got pork nuts today.

by Colo February 24, 2009