NetCon

NetCon is the shortened word for Internet Connection.

My NetCon is not stable, I should restart the router.

by Scydex March 28, 2023

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Newton’s Cradle

When a male is standing feet apart, and another male is standing behind tries to slap your butt, but instead his fingers come upon impact to a single testicle, which in turn Newton's cradle demonstrates the third law of motion. When one of the balls is lifted and released, it strikes the remaining stationary balls and sends force through all of them to push the ball on the other end away.

David stood behind Chris in Nanoom, attempting to slap his butt, however David accidentally missed Chris’s cheeks and his finger managed to hit a single testicle, resulting in a “Newton’s Cradle “.

by Nanoom secret December 28, 2023

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Newton's Cradle

When your penis is too short to successfully dock, so you end up clinking your testicles together, like the classic toy, Newton's Cradle.

Bro I thought we were going to dock eachother but we just ended up doing the Newton's Cradle

by gog1414 January 2, 2024

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Neptonic

Inept+onic

Self destructive & child like behavior
Emotional acidity

*Historical context*
Caligula's troops refused to sail to Britain.

So in a fit he made them wage war against the sea & take sea shells before returning to Rome.

“Jerry! Quite being a Neptonic a$$! You’re cut off!”

by BenJamin1223 January 6, 2024

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