canadian mounted police

In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.

Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.

by KimmyGold November 9, 2015

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Shower-minted

To be 'Shower-minted' or for short 'minted' is to experience great pain, stinging and an unnatural coldness of the genitalia after applying 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel 250Ml' to yourself. This may be scarring and also may cause PTSD. If you have been 'Shower-minted' then you will know.

(Tyler walks into school , his eyes bloodshot and his head twisted back in an abnormal way, obviously having been shower-minted)

Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.

by JoshBurgerAndFries June 16, 2016

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Lanky munter

A tall and slender unattractive jenson

Jenson is such a lanky munter

by Allah@911 November 9, 2021

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Get minted

A short saying used by faded green semi drivers. The saying leads to a massive ego, which compensates for a small wee wee as a company driver.

Just blew his doors off and told him to “get minted, and to stay minty”

by Dub9s worldwide February 23, 2022

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Wellie Munter

A person, invariably female, who thinks that Crocs are the height of fashionable footware.

"I don't care how comfortable she says they are, Mandy is a complete Wellie Munter' and is going to catch Urethane Toe if she continues to wear those ridiculous, plastic clogs!"

by Ratskrad June 21, 2022

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