miffed off

Upset, to the point of anger.
A combination of the terms "pissed off" and "miffed". Alternate spelling: mift off.

The pretty young lady was miffed off after her boyfriend sent her on a pointless trip to the grocery store (in a driving rainstorm, no less) to buy some wheat germ.

by Webster's New Brooklyn Dictionary September 17, 2004

Muff Dive

To go down on a female and thoroughly enjoy munching on her vagina, even if she herself is not enjoying it.

Tim Loves to Muff Dive Lumberjacks.

by The Bowse October 1, 2009

muff monkey

The muff monkey is a miniscule ape who resides around the vagina of a woman and finds extreme pleasure in paying homage to the labia. If substantial pubic hair coverage is available, the muff monkey can be found lurking amongst the pube jungle waiting for his next interaction with the muff or planning his next maniacal counterattack against those trying to approach the crotch. Possessing both unique joint structure and an extremely strong grip, the muff monkey can move disturbingly fast in its natural genital habitat by swinging on pubes and parts of the vagina. The muff monkey uses its speedy transportation capabilities and cacophonous whooping howl to both impress the labia and scare away intruders. Due to the muff's obvious lack of perception or judgement, the muff monkey lives a mostly unfulfilled and confused life as its constant wooing consistently goes without reciprocation. Most cunt badgers are acutely aware of the dangers that can arise when approaching a muff surrounded by dense pubic coverage, due to the muff monkey's certain presence.

I went down on Amanda last night, but there was a fucking muff monkey waiting for me. It swooped in out of no where and pierced my cornea. I knew she should have trimmed her pubes.

by Meat Meaters October 13, 2009

Muff Crystals

Dried up vaginal juice that can be smoked, eaten, or snorted.

I've got some heady muff crystals, wanna snort 'em?

by Harlem1340 October 15, 2009

fairy muff (response- Glitter!)

an alternative term for 'fair enough'.
When me and my finace were stoned, we sat there and wondered where glitter came from. Don't worry, this is going somewhere. We decided that as 'fairies' (in their disney sense) were glittery, it was OBVIOUS that they came glitter. Therefore, glitter is made by factories of fairies, masturbating. They are forced to do so. When they come, they shriek 'glitter'. Now, as Fairy Muff sounds like Fair Enough, me and my fiance started to use it instead. The other one of us would say 'glitter' in a high pitched tone of voice in response.

'we need to pop into the post office later'
'fairy muff'
'glitter!'

by feline March 4, 2005

jungle muff

A woman with a large unruly pubic hair patch.

Damn the bitch needs to shave that pussy, she's got jungle muff in her panties.

by Fat Nik April 22, 2003

Muff Diver

Someone who likes to lick clits and vaginas

Alex is such amuff diver, he cant seem to keep his face out of the bearded clam.

by charles heston October 25, 2004