masta blasta

sexual term; A masta blasta or master blaster is when you have the biggest ejaculation in your your entire life. Usually happens on face but in other words, biggest load you ever had

dude 1: Dude i did a masta blasta on my girlfriend yesterday she almost drowned.

Dude 2: You have to be more careful one more like that and she will drown.

Dude 3: OH SHIT

by moshi182 June 18, 2009

Mistake

See marriage.

Our marriage was a mistake.

by Soul Harvester November 7, 2013

Rookie mistake

Making an ill-informed decision

Rookie mistake; ordering a feed and leaving, trusting that the boys won't eat it.

by paramountpaddy October 4, 2014

Worst Mistake Ever

Electing Obama

Damn we elected obama, we made the worst mistake ever!

by Elite Murder December 28, 2008

Mistake Daily

in printer terms, the worst job to be printing... in other words, corrupted files, jacked-up fonts, misplaced images, crappy photos, and past deadline-drops.

"Gone to print Mistake Daily; God knows when I'll be back home!"

by Angela October 20, 2001

mistamarley

adj. or noun

a person who is, or to be, very open-minded, non-judgmental and trustworthy-- especially with regards to reefer use

No worries bro, Stymie is way mistamarley on the tokes deal even tho's he doan smokes hisself.

by galcoolest August 4, 2005

Mistach

Forgetting to add the attachment before sending your email

I thought you were going to send it to me.......Classic Mistach.

by Father Chime June 13, 2015