Morning Mudslide 

The feeling of taking a massive shit as soon as you wake up due to consuming large amounts of munchies and alcohol the night before.

Ahh dude, my stomach was hurting so bad this morning, had to take the biggest morning mudslide ever. No more beers for me.....

Morning Mudslide by Seabass320 September 24, 2011

Morning Legs 

When you wake up in the morning and stumble as you take your first steps. Often confused with the feeling of waking up drunk.

I thought I was still drunk when I woke up this morning, but I just had morning legs.

Morning Legs by thekre July 18, 2011

morning press 

the act of pressing one's erect penis firmly against a mattress or other sleeping surface upon waking in order to gain small amounts of physical pleasure similar to that of grinding

The young man did an extended morning press the first day of high school.

morning press by Terry Sachs December 25, 2011

Morning Timber 

Masturbating immediately after waking up, with morning wood.

"Hey John, what'd you do this morning"
"Ah, I just Morning Timbered."
"... What?"

Morning Timber by Colver August 11, 2014

morningy 

the state of feeling comfy and like you're in the early morning.

"i am feeling quite morningy today "

morningy by carl jonsie July 21, 2017

morning forest 

when multiple men wake up and get morning woods together

i woke up and could tell all my friends had boners, it's a morning forest around here.

morning forest by big.cock September 16, 2017

Morning Strainer 

One tough shit in the morning. Usually a result of dehydration from drinking the night before. Requires monumental force to release.

Frank is going to be a while. He’s got a Morning strainer.

Morning Strainer by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2017