Colver's definitions

Joysticking

Attempting to adjust one's penis in public.

I was walking down the street yesterday with a stark erection, so I had to engage in joysticking to put it back into place.

by Colver August 26, 2014

Morning Timber

Masturbating immediately after waking up, with morning wood.

"Hey John, what'd you do this morning"
"Ah, I just Morning Timbered."
"... What?"

by Colver August 11, 2014