Definitions by Colver

Joysticking 

Attempting to adjust one's penis in public.

I was walking down the street yesterday with a stark erection, so I had to engage in joysticking to put it back into place.

Joysticking by Colver August 26, 2014

Morning Timber 

Masturbating immediately after waking up, with morning wood.

"Hey John, what'd you do this morning"
"Ah, I just Morning Timbered."
"... What?"

Morning Timber by Colver August 11, 2014