monster tard

A person who, at times, or always , has the characteristics of someone retarded.

That monster tard chased a parked car alll day long while drooling all over himself.

by Lauren R April 21, 2008

Monster Energy addict

Monster Energy addict (adj) 1. Nick Harman 2. Someone who is completely and undeniably addicted to the Monster Energy drink

Nick Harman is a ''Monster Energy addict!

by monsterenergy July 10, 2010

Crack-Monster

Kinda like the cookie monster but instead of cookies the person goes after crack.

The guy down the street is a crack-monster.

by Frank Davidson / Bryan Swanner March 29, 2007

Monita

A highly spirited persons are Monita

Very caring and extremely lovable

One who is magnificent in all they touch

A very magnanimous person

(you have been touched by a Monita)
(I am a Monita)
(i feel so wonderfully Monita today)
(I see clarity just like a Monita)

by your lovley February 25, 2010

Monsterbeast

A term used to describe some one whom with their great skill has defeated you. Also popularly used to describe the plus 4 card in UNO. Monsterbeast can also be used to describe the toughness of something.

A group of friends are playing Halo. Plex you monsterbeast!
Another example is a group of friends playing Uno. Hey man you got a crazy look in your eye. Why yes I do it's because I got a monsterbeast!

by Jonathon McElwain April 1, 2007

Tittie Monster

A person truly obsessed with large and well shapen female breasts. Someone who believes all women should have big jugs.

Bob was a tittie monster, all he looks at and talks about are huge female titties. Can you blame him?

by Ryan March 31, 2005

Cock Mess Monster

Refers to the near-blind, slightly wild appearance of a German arthouse actress after receiving a double-barrelled blast of sex-wee...

"Max und Helmut haff unloaded zer helmets on Inge's eyelids - now she looks like der fuckink Cock Mess Monster, Ja!"

by Mr Marky November 30, 2007