Shit Monger

1. Someone who obsseses over shit.

2. A fun curse used when in doubt.

Shes one bitching shit monger!

by Zoloft July 25, 2004

Mongeni

An unstopable force of power; Or the opposite of gray matter

Mongeni is the ultimate source of power.

by Dave Mongeni October 31, 2003

Grave Mongler

A Grave Mongler involves two parts: The "Jumper" and the "Mongler"

Once a fresh grave is chosen, remove the body, and designate one person to be the jumper and the other the mongler.

The Jumper will jump on the deceased's stomach, while the mongler waits at either the vagina or anus for the bodily fluids to emerge.

Since I'm a Grave Mongler, I'd like to Mongle that ginger-kid's mom.

by Kitty696968 February 17, 2009

ass mongler

one who adores and lavishes their own ass ring

Awwww piss! Ned, get your finger out your ass crack will ya, you ass mongler

by sean the ass mongler.... JK November 10, 2008

Fish Monger

Derivede from fish bandit. One who cannot be trusted to make a key/clutch fish toss. (refer to fish bandit)

Person #1: OMFG, he just missed hitting a midget and a fat woman!

Person #2: Good job fish monger.

by wakiminator June 28, 2009

mongler

when one is inclinined to sketchiness and shadyness combined

Fuck what a mongler
Man that guy is dirty, what a heebin mongler

by paul January 11, 2005

Cock Monger

Someone who sells cock, a Pimp with male hoes.

girl 1: Did you get the hooker for Katie's Bachelorette party?

girl 2: Yah, from that Cock Monger on Belmont and Clark, he gave me a good price for a nice 12 inch.

by Frank FAZ November 8, 2009