Dirty Morpheus

When the bitch won’t let the Child be called Morpheus so you Batter the woman.

Person 1: What did he do?
Person 2: He beat his wife because she didn’t name the baby Morpheus.
Person 1: Ah, so a Dirty Morpheus

Person 2: yeah....

by RiskyPotato April 26, 2020

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dirty morpheus

When the bitch won’t let you name your child Morpheus so you batter the Wife and take the child and raise it as Morpheus.

Person 1: She wouldn’t Let me name the child Morpheus!
Person 2: So you pulled a dirty Morpheus?
Person 1: Yep is was the only way...
Person 2: Yeah no....

by RiskyPotato April 27, 2020

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When Ed's cheeks clap so loud as he struts his stuff that nearby man and thotties swarm his trunk like pikes at a car boot sale. Before Ed was able to walk around and move freely, however now he is surrounded by so many booty fiends that he has nowhere to go, or morph, therefore rendering him NON MORPHABLE.

'Yo have you seen Ed recently'
'Nah g he's been Non Morphable'
'Ah fuck, hope man survives this time fr fr'

by Bigbootysweat September 20, 2020

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squeakle morp

when you shove your head into 2 peices of bread and call yourself a sandwhich

im a squeakle morp rn

by jerarde twinkle-bottom June 14, 2023

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Meep morp

Jake Perolta's impersonation of Captain Holt in the show Brooklyn 99, upon meeting him and describing him as a robot.

It is common knowledge that you can meep a morp, but cannot morp a meep. Unless of course you have meeped a morped a minimum of 3 times.

Jake: Meep morp zeep. Robot Captain engage!

Kidney: You can meep a morp.

Zie: You can morp a meep.

Kidney: No, Zie. No you cannot.

by Zielikki January 7, 2024

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