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missionary

The Christian term instead of using the word "pimp" to use to say that someone or something is cool
"dude you are sucha missionary!"
"oh man, these new shoes are soo missionary"
by Keatz January 24, 2005
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Missionary Ridge

a 10 mile horizontal mountain top neighborhood filled to the brim of stuck up aarping elders.
I took a scenic drive on missionary ridge and all i could concentrate on were the old people complaining about sore hips or backs.

I warned you man, Missionary Ridge is a warzone of aarping.
by rainystorm14 June 18, 2011
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Mormon Missionaries

by Torusorus December 6, 2018
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Final Mission

The Final Mission is the day the world or the contry is taken over by a force stronger than ourselves and its every man for himself. The Apocolypse. The day the world ends is the most likely senerio. The world will go to shit and there will be looting, rapeing, murders, and pure anarchy all over the globe. With any luck this will be the rapture as told in the book of revalations in the Holy Bible where all the good holesome people wil dissapear and be whisked off to heaven while the sinners will be left to fend for themselves in a world of pain and suffering. There will likely be deamons and a whole slew of undead zombies wandering the earth at this time, something like the on the movie "Dawn of the Dead". If you are like me, you will probably be stuck here to fight off these hellish creatures with what little firepower you have stockpiled (ie. Resident Evil". Our only hope is to kill everything that moves and try to get someplace where we can live as long as possible. There have been quite a few movies and games about this topic and this author can oly speculate about their relivance to our lives.
If you havent seen them watch the movies "Dawn of the Dead" "28 Days Later" "Resident Evil" "12 Monkeys" or play the games "Resident Evil" "Doom 3"

Guy 1: "Where are all the people at in this town?
Guy 2: "I dunno, weird, its like everyone dissapeared. Wait whats that in the bushes?"
Guy 1: "It looks like a zombie or somtehing!?"
Guy 2: "HOLY SHIT IT IS! ITS THE FINAL MISSION! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
by Bussy April 15, 2006
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Shawnee Mission South

Probably the crustiest school in the Midwest. All the guys are sports obsessed and all the girls are hoes that hit on East guys so the East guys will buy them shit. Every girl there has been fingered at least once and everu guy has had their finger inside one of Souths many hoes.
Tucker went to Shawnee Mission South
by proteinlover<3 September 13, 2017
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Man on a mission

An indian man (because of the red dots on their heads.). Can often be found in groups, known as a 'SWAT Team'. If it is an area where you are surrounded by men/women on missions, you have found yourself in 'Mission HQ'. If they're in a hurry, they are on an 'epic mission'. If they look angry, they're on a 'vengeance mission.' If you find one working at 7-11, they're 'working undercover'.
Guy 1: Shit, check out that man on a mission... looking like an epic mission. Damn he looks mad... At least he's gone though...

Guy 2: I wouldn't be so sure man, look *points around*. SWAT Team over there, man on epic mission there, man on a vengeance mission...

Guy 1: FUCK D: We're surrounded! Run for that 7-11!

Guy 2: NO MAN! They're undercover in there, you know better than that!

Guy 1: RUN FOR IT MAN!
by The Reverend Tholomew Plague January 3, 2010
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missioning

DRUG CULTURE:
To be under the influence of some sort of stimulant (Ecstasy & MDMA are the main mission drugs i find) and go on a long walk round the streets or wherever you are probably talking shit with aload of mates along the way of this crazy little drug fuelled adventure you're having.
hey, where is eveyone?
They'll all twisted so decided to go missioning round town
by WildKatz July 8, 2011
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