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Rough Minge

A furious and untamed minge. The pubic hairs surrounding the vagina are so rough and rugged that it can fight off the male often in the scouting phase of attack. The male will feel the rough minge with ones fingers and cease further attack, knowing that it is un safe for ones penis as it may get damaged upon entry. A rough minge is such a vulgar display of meat purse that it is often compared to the mouth of a bulldog
1.) Eddie had considered fucking this one for quite some time. But had decided against the idea due to the rough minge he found whilst giving her a good rub down. Even his scissor hands couldn't fight back that fur.

2.) Man 1 - How was she?
Man 2 - good face, rough minge dude
Man 1 - Like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?
Man 2 - Exactly!
by Jebzilla May 14, 2012
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Yao Ming

"Hey Mick, I heard the Rockets are in LA this weekend on their West Coast swing, and Yao Ming is going to be out on the scene tonight."

"I just spent some time in the bathroom with Yao Ming, and now I'm feeling alot taller than 7-4."

"I know he's usually yellow, but Yao is looking alot whiter than he did last weekend."

"Hey bro, did you add Yao to the evite for my birthday party this weekend?"
by Jason H. B. June 14, 2008
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dem-mings

Related to lemmings. Democrats blindly, hopenotically, trooping after BO, to their demise, into the sea, leaving behind pre-Obama America. By 2013, few were still afloat, totally hopeless, with no change (left in their pockets).
The dem-mings were hopenotized by the promises from their grinning, arrogant, and egotistical leader.
by TOPICWAQ July 13, 2010
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minge magnet

A minge magnet is a guy who invariably attracts the opposite sex, much to the irritation of his friends (cf. fanny magnet). However, those he attracts are not always top-notch muff (qv.)
Did you see that minger make a bee-line for Dave - he's a right minge magnet, the twot.
by Urban Doofus May 13, 2005
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yao ming

Fred- Hey yo Whats Cracking?
Howard-Not much, yao Ming? YAo Ming?
Fred- yeah I dig...
by Howard Chen April 23, 2005
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ming ling

A cute person that deserves everything.
Exm:Asian goddess,angel etc.

"Did you see that girl at the Tiest Rave?"
"yea she was such a ming ling"
by Kyo~ September 7, 2007
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Minge Maestro

A man or woman who is skilled at provoking extreme pleasure in women by fondling with their vaginas.
That Derek sure is one hell of a minge maestro.
by F Meister July 28, 2008
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