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Mikey

A lil bitch who never (always) gives me love n he always fuckin complaining if he don’t get pussy within a few days. But he knows I love steak tortas n he always tryna get me to smoke even tho I don’t fuckin smoke. He likes breakfast food n getting his back scratched but he still a lil bitch.. Always making jokes too especially about sucking toes n eating ass. & he says he’s kidding but he jokes sm about it I’m starting to think he’s for real but I’ll let him anyway bc that’s my baby💖 N he spoils me with love, hugs, and kisses 25/8 that’s why he’s the best. Total package & I just wanna be so good to him bc I know we both have trust issues and crazy ass ex’s, he deserves better💜 and he my lil kickin ass Reggie Kray so I know imma always be good with him around even tho he my lil baby in private💓 He’s a sweetheart n always makes me laugh with his lil corny goofy jokes so I pretend like I’m mad even though I know he’s kidding just so he can hold on to me and pull me closer🥰
by Asianpersuasion54321 January 29, 2020
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Mikey raw

A true definition of a hustler whether legal or illegal he knows who to get at it. A people's person that everyone likes and easy to get along with.
That Nigga Mikey Raw is bout his business.
by Mikey Raw June 9, 2017
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Mikey

Mikey is a person that will take up 68% of your mental capacity with a thoughts of the next time he is going to stick his cock inside you because his sweet brown eyes literally consume your whole mind. His artistic personality and his demeanor of being alone is okay because he can always find a way to make everyone around him and himself happy. His smile will drive you wild his laugh will be imprinted in your mind forever. His touch on your back or your thigh will drive you wild and you'll forever be addicted to a Mikey. Whether it's his dry sense of humor, his silly obnoxious side or his need to take a ride you'll instantly fall in love with Mikey's free sprit. He's quiet and keeps to him self which makes him mysterious but that keeps you hooked. Hes compassion and drive for the things he loves keep you inspired. If you have a Mikey and you question his love for you don't and hold on tight because he will be the love of your life.
A Mikey will consume your thoughts.
by Mofun4us Mrs man February 3, 2025
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Mikey

Me: Did you see the gut on that guy? What a Mikey...
by Down and out in Arizona August 30, 2020
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Mikey

Mikey is an annoying kid who is way too obsessed with Lisa and he is kinda gay. (Lisa is super nice even to Mikey even when he’s annoying she is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet) Mikey mistakes sprinklers for security cameras and likes to say “iamgru” he has a lot of money on him and likes to show it off during history class. He aspires to be a garbage truck driver and will have no problem achieving his dreams.
Wow Mikey.
by Beckett the Emo kid May 26, 2022
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Mikey Mons

A specific man located on the east coast that has the biggest shlong of the deep blue sea.
Yo, I saw Mikey Mons in NJ the other day at Salzonians.
by Bongler April 24, 2025
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Mikey

A guy you text once but never again; really good at conversations
Oh, Mikey never texted me back
by Achoooooo December 3, 2017
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