Midwest tourist town

Often have a mix of old buildings, old buildings with newer interior, and newer buildings with older interior selling adult (vulgar not sus) products, local foods, rip off toys, and playing 80s pop music

Mackinac is a Midwest tourist town

by Nascarfan2007 September 18, 2022

Midwest Furfest

a little thing in the Midwest of America (except Ohio) where people in fur suits get to gather and have a "good" time i want to find the convention and shed blood

Hey another one heading to the Midwest Furfest, get the gun

by soviet productions November 3, 2022

Midwest meat heist ring

A circle jerk.

CNN: "Three men arrested for their
roles in multimillion-dollar
Midwest meat heist ring"

reader: So the corporatists had a circle jerk?

CNN: ... Yes...

by jint3i November 5, 2022

midwesterner cold medicine

An alcoholic beverage containing some type of tea “served hot” with whisky and typically a little lemon and honey is added.

This gorgeous girl and I got a little tipsy on some Midwesterner cold medicine when we went to look at the Christmas lights down town.

Also referred to as a “hottie Tottie”

by McGooo November 23, 2022

midwestern churn

The act of filling a condom with butter, freezing it, and inserting it into someone.

I gave lexi a Midwestern churn the other day.

by DickDasterdadly6969 February 4, 2023

Midwest Fuckhead

These fuckers from da Midwest dumb fuckin shit head retares

You damn Midwest fuckhead joe Biden is gay

by A retarded Wisconsinite February 18, 2023

Modest

Someone that never brags or puts themselves in too much of a good light

There's nobody more modest than Anastasia, she never brags

by Justincl97 February 20, 2023