Melon

The best fruit too eat. Of the pyramid of superiority of fruits the melon is at the top and the inferior tomato at the bottom

Smart people: the melon is above all!

by Melon is top March 17, 2020

Melon

"Milk" mixed with "lemonade".

Wanna buy some "melons"?

by YouFellForItFoolThunderCross April 29, 2020

melon

a melon who’s actually mean and makes me cry every night, I don’t know what I did to be bullied this much stop being mean melon :(

Melon is so mean, I wanna cry

by Paperback_Boy May 8, 2020

Water my melons

When she wants you to cum from her tit job

OHHHHH WATER MY MELONS BABY!!!

by Penelopewantstojack June 17, 2020

melon fans

a term used by women to describe a cult surrounding a fat broad

yo bro .. you see melon fans post today ??

Nah man I'm with the cro's

by CryptoCro August 3, 2020

Melon monkey

A female who generally acts like a primitive ape

1.
Person A: I use Twitter
Person B: Shut up, melon monkey!

by skoooping September 6, 2020

Melon

Something that can fit up my arse

“Hey babe, go get me the melon please.”

by Bushmush07 September 20, 2020