max

A person who thinks they're gangster, yet they fail to amuse people, rather they anger people to the point that they are rejected by everyone, including their parents. Generally try to impress chicks, yet fail. However, they claim to have a girlfriend in a distant place. They are noted for their huge lips and naturally spitting on you when they speak.

Look at him, hes such a max.

by LOLOLUMAD August 25, 2009

Max

A really nerdy douche bag that has a small penis.

Girl: Ew, who's that fag?

Me: Idk, but by the looks of his pants, he must have a really small penis.

Girl: Hmm; I think his name is Max, I heard he was a total nerd.

Me: Ew, nerds.

Girl: Haha :D

by Piggy-Ann April 28, 2009

Max

Max, a totally random, super guy! bloody awsome friend.. aspecially to his "guy mates" if you get where im going....

usually described as a super gay awsomely random friend

melissa; OMG ily, ur such a max! lol

by LemonMayo April 22, 2009

Maxxed

To be pushed past the point of sanity and into state of confusion or dissarray as result of heavy chemical intake.

e.g ha ha, look at that guy crawling in the gutter, hes clearly Maxxed

e.g man i was so maxxed when i got home i urinated through my car window

by Trisso Y September 6, 2007

max

known for having a small penis. (vape mclildick)

did you see max jacking and vaping in da batroom

by dickdickmcdicklick February 14, 2018

Max

Usually a pussy ass faggot and a pussy licking cunt. His family tried to disown him in court and he is the ugliest fucking dick in the world. Also he loves eating guys assholes out.

Max is a pussy ass bitch.

by Todd Gay the 3rd June 8, 2018

Max

A short word for "small dick" or a word for cunt

Max has such a small dick!

by small ugly gay dick June 25, 2016