Maiden's Virus

Function: Noun

1a: A Belgian socialist, of any variety, taken to the mass theft of bicycles

Belgian 1: Oh no, somebody stole my bike!

Belgian 2: Mine's been stolen as well!

Cop: Sorry, boys, a maiden's virus has been on the loose in Brussels. We think he might be a member of the Belgian Workers Party.

Belgian 1: Do you know what the maiden's virus looks like?

Cop: All we know is that he is part of a metal band and is apparently a midget taken to homosexual acts.

Belgian 2: If we don't stop this maiden's virus, everybody in Belgium will be without a bicycle!

by Michelle A. Richardson June 10, 2008

Maine South Bathroom

The beginning of "who took a shit in the juul room"

I just got stained in the Maine South Bathroom

by gangweoutthisbutch October 10, 2018

Maile

One of the best people ever. My best friend, and sister. Love her a ton.❤️

Wow Maile how did I get so lucky to have you as a sister?

by Carllllllthatkillspeople November 2, 2019

maiesha

An amazing person, though she's shy, she's really fun to talk to when you get to know her. she's also hot/beautiful as fuck. she'll often denies it but everyone around her knows it's true. A maiesha will never leave your side and has a heart of gold. Anyone would want a maiesha and should get one.she's truely amazing and perfect

GIRL1: Who's that
BOY2: that's maiesha she never talks tho
GIRL!:Probably beacuse you dont know her yet

by Leviisamazinggg November 24, 2021

Iron Maiden

The reason you're alive. It was a Maiden concert you were made an accident by your parents

Barry: Why are you an accident, Steve?
Steve: Thank Iron Maiden

by EggFriedRhys March 14, 2015

Nicole Maines

One of the most beautiful and kindest people you’ll ever meet. The first ever trans superhero on television . Helps you realize that it’s ok to be who you are

Woah did you hear about what Nicole Maines posted

by anonymous October 26, 2020

maikeli

the most inspirational and amazing boyfriend, someone that will make you smile on the darkest of days and happy for an eternity

maikeli is the best boyfriend to lara

by mrsdennis;) November 22, 2011