Rockstar Logic

When the train is the only vehicle you can't destroy in GTA V.

Rockstar logic at it's best

by UltimateDoge July 06, 2021

dirty logic

making a decision based on lurid ideas.

We're rooting for that team because they have hotter cheerleaders. Now that's dirty logic.

by Reno McStevens March 21, 2012

ezme logic

The ideas in which things only make sense to that ones person because they r absolute bullshit

Ezme: I can run through the current of a waterfall
:everyone else: ezme logic.

by Idfkasksomeoneelse September 08, 2023

Cat logic

A phenemenon where cats do something that seems weird to us but somehow makes sense to them

John: Why is your cat sitting on my pizza??
Jack: I don't know man, its a cat logic thing.

by Catloafer March 30, 2023

Customer Logic

Throwing all reasoning out the window and being the stupidest fucking moron you can humanly be.

It operates under three basic principles:

1. Complete lack of accountability (even actively refusing to take any)
2. Complete lack of empathy (i.e. sociopathic behavior)
3. Unwarranted self importance (i.e. severe narcissism)

Formal logic:
Premise 1: person parks on No Parking area.
Premise 2: person gets a parking ticket.
Conclusion: if you park on No Parkin areas, you get a parking ticket.

Customer logic:
Premise 1: person parks on No Parking area.
Premise 2: person gets a parking ticket.
Conclusion: OMG IT WAS JUST A FUCKING MINUTE I WILL GO TO THE NEAREST STARBUCKS TO DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THEIR MANAGER AND ASK FOR FREE LATTES FOR LIFE BECAUSE THEY SHOULD'VE TOTALLY WARNED ME ABOUT IT AND WILL SUE EVERYONE BECAUSE MY PARKING TICKET IS EVERYBODY ELSE'S FAULT.

by MrDanteSesma December 17, 2019

Zoe Logic

When something makes absolutely 0 sense. And there’s no telling them otherwise. And when you actually think about what was said. It makes even less sense.

*goes on vacation
“You don’t love me”
“Wow. Zoe logic.”

by martinichio August 26, 2022

Stoff Logic

Thoughts or ideas that make no logical sense and often contradict themselves.

Retard: Tin cans are made of aluminum

Black Guy: Dat's some Stoff Logic right dere!

by PinkiePieMLP May 01, 2012