Life 

The lethal process by which your asshole is expanded in diameter through a series of anal penetrations.

Life by cynical asshole June 19, 2003

Life 

A prefix to the word 'sucks' used by Blog-Junkies and goths (same thing).

"Life sucks."
"Life's a b*********ch, then you D*e!!!"

Life by Bastardized Bottomburp June 17, 2003

Life 

uh...i don't know

"so what are you doing tonight?"
"uh...life."

Life by bob June 18, 2003

Life 

a brand of cereal. and a magazine

i was sitting at the table eating a bowl of life cereal and reading life magazine.

Life by Butthole Man September 27, 2005

life 

life's what you make it
-Talk Talk

life could be anything, some of it's how you're brought up and the rest is up to you.

life by superflychick June 11, 2006

life 

Life is dark, but it's also beautiful. People should definately live each day as if it were their last. In the end you die... which is also beautiful.

I want my funeral to be a celebration of my life... not a mourning of my death.

life by He!di Driessen July 24, 2006

life 

The silliest expression of god's bent sense of humor possible.

Hmm, lets see... how can I fuck humankind over everywhichway and then make them act against all their inborn impulses and needs?

I got it. I won't let them know what happens after their life is done. And, I'll make an afterlife contingent on believing in me only because of a story. Kind of like someone believes in the tooth fairy. But, adults will need to believe in the crazy story too! The story will make no rational sense at all.

Yep, that's it.

life by AimforAwesome May 18, 2008