Krusterfuck

When a man and a woman have anal sex, but the woman let's her feces crust instead of wiping.

Yo, Krystal! You want to Krusterfuck later?

by Delta-1 March 3, 2026

Krusty Kam

Start off with anal using her spit as lubricant, during the receiver must defecate on the hard penis of the giver. After the giver finishes inside then anus of the receiver he must continue to thrust therefore mixing the fresh semen and feces into a thick paste. After a thorough mixing he removes his penis from the thoroughly used anus and the receiver goes to get a hairdryer to heat the paste mixture on the penis of the giver until it dries into a flaky crust. Once the crust is finished drying the receiver now must clean the crusty penis using nothing but her mouth and continue with fellatio until she receives a fresh load of semen which she uses as a makeshift mouthwash to remove any crust particles from her teeth.

Hey man on your wedding night I think your bride would absolutely love if you gave her a krusty kam as a honeymoon present.

by Little Rooster January 10, 2026

ida kruse

Awsome girlpower and just awsome

If you Hurt her friends you're already dead

Ida kruse defined crazy a§ bitch

by Jahahahahah December 12, 2016

tim kruse

the best looking and most nicest man with a huge schlong,many girls and tons of money,everybody wants to be like tim kruse

i would really like to be a tim kruse.

by jungenrue August 7, 2017

andrew kruse

An awesome friend who is very attractive and very calm! If you have ever met one you will 99.9% love him!! If you find one single you should get to know him and get with him immediately before someone else does!

I just met Andrew Kruse and he is the coolest guy I have met!

by Andrew abk May 9, 2018

The Krusty Krab

The Krusty Krab is a fictional fast food restaurant in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. It is famous for its signature burger, the Krabby Patty, the formula to which is a closely guarded trade secret. The restaurant was founded by Eugene H. Krabs, who is also the owner and manager.

Is this the Krusty Krab? NO, THIS IS PATRICK!

by JohnIsVeryCringe March 2, 2020

Kansas Krusader

The act of a female upside down atop her male partner in the upright 69 position currently injecting one another with Meth and then complete a happy ending with a Meth induced blumpkin and oral.

I met this chick last night off the internet anf she had some meth so I suggested we do the Kansas Krusader.

by Midwes$t March 6, 2020