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A kruse is when someone fakes their death to get attention and then they move to join a traveling group on the open seas

Usually a term used by pirates
THAT DAMN BITCH KRUSED HER WAY OUT OF HERE!!

I'm going to kruse, if this job doesn't work out..
Kruse by Pooopyddd April 12, 2017
To get from point A to point B in a very chilaxed manner.

To casually leave home, school etc.
A: Should we kruse?
B: Sure thing.

A: Where are you?
B: I'm krusing towards Queens
Kruse by Baek2 September 30, 2011

Kruse Splat 

Having the stamina of less than 10 seconds, Whether intercourse, or fore-play
Ha bitch i just kruse splat all over your face.

Man last night i was with this fine ass chick, we started messing around... then i Kruse splat... i was pissed

Last night i was getting some and i kruse splat all over that girl
Kruse Splat by TBS22 May 3, 2008

kruse jåtog 

The best type of person, always just relaxing.
Oh, wtf?! They look cool as shit!! It can only be a kruse Jåtog
kruse jåtog by Jessepesse123 March 8, 2017

Lars Kruse

A humanoid Raptor that is capable on listening to high decibels of metal and drinking ungodly amounts of Alcohol during the weekend while playing Mario Kart Wii.
Person 1: "Did you see Lars Kruse at Wacken."
Person: 2 "Nah, I only saw Such T"
Lars Kruse by KingEpix December 20, 2018

shana nicole kruse 

an amazing chicka that is worth the fight. we dont get along most of the time but i love her with my heart we have been best friends for five years now and i hope it never comes to an end we will grow old together and be scared of the dark together(: she is gorgeous smarrt blonde short and well i just wanted to tell you how much you really mean to me being the most amazing best friend on the planet(: ♥♥♥♥♥♥
look at her!
she is gorgeous
she must be a shana nicole kruse
shana nicole kruse by megan(:<33 December 1, 2010
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Throat Sweats 

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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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