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A kruse is when someone fakes their death to get attention and then they move to join a traveling group on the open seas

Usually a term used by pirates
THAT DAMN BITCH KRUSED HER WAY OUT OF HERE!!

I'm going to kruse, if this job doesn't work out..
Kruse by Pooopyddd April 12, 2017
To get from point A to point B in a very chilaxed manner.

To casually leave home, school etc.
A: Should we kruse?
B: Sure thing.

A: Where are you?
B: I'm krusing towards Queens
Kruse by Baek2 September 30, 2011

Kruse Splat 

Having the stamina of less than 10 seconds, Whether intercourse, or fore-play
Ha bitch i just kruse splat all over your face.

Man last night i was with this fine ass chick, we started messing around... then i Kruse splat... i was pissed

Last night i was getting some and i kruse splat all over that girl
Kruse Splat by TBS22 May 3, 2008

kruse jåtog 

The best type of person, always just relaxing.
Oh, wtf?! They look cool as shit!! It can only be a kruse Jåtog
kruse jåtog by Jessepesse123 March 8, 2017

Lars Kruse

A humanoid Raptor that is capable on listening to high decibels of metal and drinking ungodly amounts of Alcohol during the weekend while playing Mario Kart Wii.
Person 1: "Did you see Lars Kruse at Wacken."
Person: 2 "Nah, I only saw Such T"
Lars Kruse by KingEpix December 20, 2018

shana nicole kruse 

an amazing chicka that is worth the fight. we dont get along most of the time but i love her with my heart we have been best friends for five years now and i hope it never comes to an end we will grow old together and be scared of the dark together(: she is gorgeous smarrt blonde short and well i just wanted to tell you how much you really mean to me being the most amazing best friend on the planet(: ♥♥♥♥♥♥
look at her!
she is gorgeous
she must be a shana nicole kruse
shana nicole kruse by megan(:<33 December 1, 2010
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
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