Kruse

alcoholic, lovable rogue, daredevil

Remember the time that Kruse did <funny/impressive act>? That was great.

by Kruse November 13, 2003

Kruse

A kruse is when someone fakes their death to get attention and then they move to join a traveling group on the open seas

Usually a term used by pirates

THAT DAMN BITCH KRUSED HER WAY OUT OF HERE!!

I'm going to kruse, if this job doesn't work out..

by Pooopyddd April 12, 2017

Kruse

To get from point A to point B in a very chilaxed manner.

To casually leave home, school etc.

A: Should we kruse?
B: Sure thing.

A: Where are you?
B: I'm krusing towards Queens

by Baek2 September 30, 2011

Max krused

The art of making plans and then canceling them at the last minute.

Alex and I had plans to hang out the other night but he max krused me and didn't text back!

by Wattba33 November 13, 2016

Lars Kruse

A humanoid Raptor that is capable on listening to high decibels of metal and drinking ungodly amounts of Alcohol during the weekend while playing Mario Kart Wii.

Person 1: "Did you see Lars Kruse at Wacken."
Person: 2 "Nah, I only saw Such T"

by KingEpix December 20, 2018

Kruse Splat

Having the stamina of less than 10 seconds, Whether intercourse, or fore-play

Ha bitch i just kruse splat all over your face.

Man last night i was with this fine ass chick, we started messing around... then i Kruse splat... i was pissed

Last night i was getting some and i kruse splat all over that girl

by TBS22 May 3, 2008

shana nicole kruse

an amazing chicka that is worth the fight. we dont get along most of the time but i love her with my heart we have been best friends for five years now and i hope it never comes to an end we will grow old together and be scared of the dark together(: she is gorgeous smarrt blonde short and well i just wanted to tell you how much you really mean to me being the most amazing best friend on the planet(: ♥♥♥♥♥♥

look at her!
she is gorgeous
she must be a shana nicole kruse

by megan(:<33 December 1, 2010