school of hard knocks

Obviously where you are classically trained in rock!!!According to our masters, Tenacious D (Rock your Socks):

"That is Bach and it rocks
It's a rock block of Bach
That he learned in the school
Called the school of hard knocks!"

by Zeromus June 20, 2005

hard knock life

Dr. Evils rap song from the movie 'Goldmember'.

Repeated throughout song in background:
"It's a hard knock life for us.
It's a hard knock life for us.
'Steada treated, we get tricked.
'Steada kisses, we get kicked.
It's a hard knock life."

The Rap:
"I didn't know how to be, no crib on MTV. God only knows. Got my mini-me in the GP, see how it goes. Evil's all that I see, you ask me my name?
D to the Rizzo, E to the Vizzo, I to the Lizzo. I'm a crazy Mother******,
y'all knew that. Austin caught me in the first act, it's all backwards, what's with that? So I'll make a prophesy from the dogs to the mini-me.
Gimme an escalay to two-way bling-bling on eBay. Domino, M***********.
Yeah. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it. Uh-huh. It's for all my homies in Brouge. Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh. Ah, crystal, mymoto, a couple 'o bee-hotches, why not?
I gotta bust-a-move, drop-in bust-a-groove, feelin' fine.
Got an evil crew, Goldmember too, lick my nine. 'Till the I'll *** on my ********* brains out ***** I'll call and spooge in your ****. That's all, foshizzlemynizzle, y'all.

by person yo-yo March 6, 2005

knock up

To implant semen in the womb for the purpose of uniting with an egg to form a fetus, therefore stopping menstruation and causing the body to expand as the fetus grows.

The purpose of Tyrone forcing sex on Brie Ann, the prom queen, was to knock up the queen and also to knock her off the throne and change her attitude. Brie Ann had been rubbing him the wrong way for months. Now she could think about this for years.

by Richard Black April 7, 2005

bitch titty fucker knock

the act of performing intercourse with a woman.

That bitch titty fucker knock was amazing last night

by Vacalumptious Dametrix Jeffers April 11, 2008

knock on wood

yet another term that is sexual innuendo for masturbation.

This chick is hot. I gotta knock on wood really quick.

by notorious B.A.M. February 4, 2010

Douche Knock

Very much like a fart knocker and a jackass. A person who needs to be hit for their stupid actions or speech.

"You douche knock"
"Go away douche knock"

by Zeneki December 6, 2006

party knock

The act of repeatedly kicking a foreign or locked door very hard until someone answers. Most commonly used where a regular knock will not be heard, such as in the prescence of very loud music.

The neighbours party was bumping, so we had to use a party knock at the front door.

by PWC July 29, 2007