Future Kittens

Future Kittens are kittens that haven't been born yet. However, they're still adorable.

They are generaly described as little floating balls of fuzz with ears and whiskers. They float around in the infinite abys of not being born yet until they are ready to be loved.

"Future kittens, future kittens. Haven't been born yet but their still adorable."

"mew mew mew... maaooo"

"Tyler Durden is a future kitten!"

by Stroppy43858345834 June 1, 2009

Kitten Cupcake

the sweetest of all cupcakes but hides a deadly posion. a trap.

look at that kitten cupcake!! so yummy but so dangerous!!!

by Kitt Valentine August 2, 2010

nigger Kitten

The terrible little creatures that crawl through the yard at night that some refer to as raccoons, also known as nigger Kittens.

Those fucking dirty little nigger Kittens need to stay the hell out of my yard.

by Shortbusshorty November 6, 2014

Feeding The Kittens

When you jack off in your hand and you have a girl lick the cum out.

Dude, I was just feeding the kittens backstage underneath the drum riser

by HumiliatedGrape August 19, 2010

delicious kittens

The act of transforming roadkill into a meal.

Man, I hit a hedgehog on the way back to school...delicious kittens for dinner tonight.

by skuba March 12, 2003

Yeah Kittens!

A phrase used to express excitement in response to good news. Primarily used by and around the residents of 63rd Ave, Berwyn Heights.

Karen: I made a pie.
Bruce: And I made cookies. But no one will eat them because Appel said they were burnt, so I will throw them out.
Dede: Yeah Kittens!!!!

by Scootch June 11, 2006

Stabbing Kitten

While receiving oral satisfaction from a woman, stab her in the back. This will cause her jaw to clench giving you a different feeling than just an ordinary blow job would give.

My friends dared me to give her a stabbing kitten, because hey, I don't even like her anyways.

by Kurt April 24, 2005