jerry seinfeld

someone who talks too much during sex and kills the mood

"the thing about nipples is...blah, blah, blah, blah"

"thanks, jerry seinfeld, just forget it and let's go to sleep"

by secret danger squirrel mouse March 13, 2009

Jerry Bitch

A bitch that is dirty or has a disease, commonly used for hookers

Jerome was out with that jerry bitch last night.

"Have you seen Tod's girlfriend? She looks like a jerry bitch"

by Zack Raper April 8, 2007

Jerry Maine

A slang term for marijuana. Originally said to have been made by some dyslexic guy who meant to say Mary Jane, but ended up saying Jary Mane instead. The newly created word has since become the most popular slang for marijuana, and has been respelled to Jerry Maine.

Yeah, give me some Jerry Maine.
What? You mean Mary Jane?
No, you fucking retard. Give me Jerry Maine.

by Rusty Shackleberg February 5, 2005

Uncle Jerry

The new nickame Alan Kalter, announcer of The Late Show with David Letterman, has given himself in place of "Big Red." This is usually when he uses his street talk to try to sound like a gangster and calls host David "DL".

"Hi, I'm Alan Kalter, TV's Uncle Jerry."

by defgtyu September 12, 2008

ballsack jerry

A weird mysterious dude. Often just dances randomly and says “ayeee” like the fonz.

Ballsack Jerry: *Doing something weird as fuck*
Person #1: “What they hell is he doing?”
Person #2: “Idk man that’s some Ballsack Jerry shit!”

by nayrdivad January 31, 2020

hot jerry

When several males are in a vehicle and are breathing to heavy creating a sauna like effect. The windows will get super steamy and look like the sex scene in titanic.

I can’t see out of the car windows this is one hell of a Hot Jerry

by Zipper686 May 16, 2018

jerry link

A URL that a person refuses to open because it might contain content that is NSFW

Person 1: Did you get Dave's message on Steam?
Person 2: Yea, but I didn't open up his message because he usually sends me jerry links.

by seveneleven98 January 1, 2016