hometown hook-up

A person that you hook up with when you go back to the town you grew up in. Often happens to college students when they go back home in between semesters and hook up with random people at parties or ex's who still live there.

I'm not really interested in Jeremy, he's just my hometown hook-up.

by B e t h a n y January 12, 2008

T-Hook

A device similar to a tampoon designed for absorbing extreme exsecive bloody anal discharge. Synonyms: Male ass tampoon, Suppository, Prolapse absorber

"While helping his friend John, Troy's asshole started leeking like a raging waterfall so he went home and grabbed a T-Hook to stop the crimson muddy flow."

by Ass leekage February 15, 2008

midget hooker

A hooker who is less than 5 foot tall. Not restricted to genetic dwarf humans but could also be smallish Asian types and chronic crack whores who lose bone density and shrink.

BigE.."what the fuck was that??"
JJ.."A child hooker???"
BigE.."it's so small..."
JJ.."nah man, just that midget hooker on MacArthur.."

by LaurelE June 5, 2009

Hooker cooker

A hot tub.

Johnny V called up the hooker, dunked her in the hot tub and had his way with her. Two fold, let her marinate and disinfect in the hooker cooker.

by wonhotho December 28, 2009

hookah hangover

The headache, nauseous feeling one gets after smoking too much hookah. the lightheaded feeling just doesn't stop--in a bad way.

Me: aw man i just smoked way too much hookah, now my head hurts and i just feel like i have a hookah hangover

by elwong89 August 20, 2010

Off The Hook

The old school use of 'off the hook' is to "get away with something", or "not be responsible for something", i.e., the fish that got away was 'off the hook'.

My sister broke up with her fiance, so I'm off the hook for buying her a wedding present.

by Kid Java September 19, 2009

hookah kings

a hip joint in albuquerque NM ran by these 2 dudes who sell hookahs and tobacco.

I stopped by hookah kings yesterday and smoked a bowl of cherry shisha.

by z July 20, 2004