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Booger Hooker

Noun: Either the right or left index fingernail. In some rare cases it is the right or left index And middle fingernails, one in each nostril. This would be a double hook by a skilled booger hooker.
Roscoe was in despair when he broke his best Booger Hooker off at the quick.

Don, " I saw Roscoe in the meeting performing a perfect Double Booger Hook. He had them up to the second knuckle"

Ed, " Man, has that guy got skills or what?"

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by Gizzard Ripper January 28, 2011
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frothy hooker

A hooker with rabies, who froths.
eewwwwwwww, that is fucked up dude
by hex_ten December 23, 2004
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pirate hooker

A women who is usually racist, violent, a little bi curious and resides in a little shack on whore island.
A: she hates black people, is bicurious and has guns
B: tell that pirate hooker to go back to her home on whore island
by vacos March 31, 2012
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Bugger Hooker

Noun: Either the right or left index fingernail. In some rare cases it is the right or left index And middle fingernails, one in each nostril. This would be a double hook by a skilled bugger hooker.
Roscoe was in despair when he broke his best Bugger Hooker off at the quick.

Don, " I saw Roscoe in the meeting performing a perfect Double Bugger Hook. He had them up to the second knuckle"

Ed, " Man, has that guy got skills or what?"

bugger pick nose snot pick nose
by Gizzard Ripper January 25, 2011
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Hooker Book

1. To flee rapidly from an area while attempting to remain casual, upon discovery of involvement in nefarious activity by an authority figure.

2. List of names (or a person whose name appears on said list) of friends with benefits for whom the "friend" portion consists solely of "dates" in which the man pays for the woman's dinner or movie, followed by sex.
1. Every time the boss opens his office door all the dudes visiting his hot new secretary do the hooker book back to their cubicles...Embarrassing.

2. Yo, I saw you and Mary Jane at dinner the other night. Are you actually dating that ho? Naw man, she strictly hooker book.
by Bitter Pills January 27, 2010
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Hooker's refrigerator

A sparsely filled refrigerator, containing of only a few items.
e.g. A yogurt, take out container and a half bottle of wine.
While looking for a soda I was amuse to see that Marina's refrigerator resembled the contents of a hooker's refrigerator.
by CheVolay June 7, 2009
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Hooker Run

Similar to a mcdonalds run where you pick up food for your whole group of friends, instead you pick up a hooker who you and your friends simultaneously share.
YO DAWG I JUST WENT ON A HOOKER RUN!
by OMIEEEEEEE January 6, 2011
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