michael hutzel

A type of person who constantly wakes up at 2 am to play 2k and fortnite.constantly acts retarted so his friends are never sure if he’s actually retarded.a Michael Hutzel always fakes injuries to get out of stuff.thinks he’s good at basketball but fails miserably.

Playing fortnite at 2 in the morning what a Michael Hutzel

by Thick boi99 January 30, 2020

Will Hazelwood

A tree who will shrink

Will hazelwood is smaller than grace

by Bugheadd October 8, 2020

A Hutzel Win

A win that is based on only luck and should be counted as a loss. Such as having an absolute terrible fantasy football team but your team gets extremely lucky and it wins games it shouldn't have won.

Wow did you see the Alabama game last night?

No but I heard it was quite a hutzel win.
It sure was. What a bunch of frauds.

by Beter Griffin has ligma September 30, 2021

Nasal Hazel

Hazel for the nasal. i.e. cocaine

Did you see Carl just came back from the bathroom, he said was partaking some nasal hazel

by jmpart2 October 27, 2022

The Hazelwell Simba

This is the action where the male counterpart inserts his thumb into the female counterparts Anus, then proceeds to spit on her back simulating his ejaculation. Once the female counterpart has turned around the male spreads his thumb across the females head whilst whispering the word ‘Simba’ in her ears.

Stud #1: How was last night ?

Stud #2: it was sweet, I pulled the hazelwell Simba.

Stud #1: Epic victory Royale

by Hazelwell, the house of studs May 1, 2024

Kason and Hazel

The two perfect people for each other they get along most the time. Sometimes they get in fights but can’t stand to be in one for a more than 5 minutes. Hazel is very pretty with dirty blonde hair. And Kason is very handsome and is very athletic. And both Hazel and Kason have Beautiful blue eyes. And there friends call them Kazel.

That couple looks like a Kason and Hazel.

by Los Angeles California April 24, 2018

Pulling a Hazel

Pulling a Hazel is when someone seemingly freaks out for little to any reason, and then proceeds to instantly feel sorry and asks people to pity them.

Woah calm down there, you’re Pulling a Hazel! If you aren’t careful I’ll have to give you a three month ban!

by FlamboyantRage April 15, 2020