An uncomfortable medical procedure performed by using a small, hairless rodent. For men, a hammogram is completed by sending hampsters with little forehead lights deep into the rectum to search for prostate and/or colon cancer. For women, a hammogram is used to test for precancerous cells in the breast tissue. The hamsters used in this procedure generally come with one dollar bills, expensive cuban cigars and single malt whiskey.
Hawkins: I'm never going to a proctologist; that's just scary.
Jen: I've heard they aren't that bad. Nathan had a hammogram last week, and he only crapped fur for two days!
Jen: I've heard they aren't that bad. Nathan had a hammogram last week, and he only crapped fur for two days!
by Ellbee December 9, 2008
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I thought I'd get him a new banana hammock, Mavis.
I thought I'd get him a new banana hammock, Mavis.
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by ThoughtfulOrange June 7, 2009
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I just had a poop 30 minutes ago and I couldn't successfully wipe so now the dingleberries are caked and lodged in my hammock!
by thecuzs October 10, 2008
Get the hammock mug.hammocking is a sexual practice which involves two people and a hammock. The person who wishes to be hammocked lies on a bed underuneath a hammock. this hammock must contain their naked lover. When the naked lover is least expecting it, you should cut the the strings of the hammock, thus allowing the naked lover to fall on top of you. this is very sexy and really turns on campers, as they enjoy sleeping in hammocks.
a word of caution, you should not try hammocking if you are very skinny and your naked lover is over weight. this may result in crushing and death.
For all of those people who are regular size- ENJOY!
a word of caution, you should not try hammocking if you are very skinny and your naked lover is over weight. this may result in crushing and death.
For all of those people who are regular size- ENJOY!
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A cradle-shaped net or cloth suspended from two points, designed to hold someone in a different kind of relaxation posture. This free-swinging state is part of a complete summer day's rest scene, along with a strawed, iced drink, a hat, and sunblock.
Lastly, multiple hammocks can be made to sound both relaxing and extreme by spelling it as "hammox."
WARNING: NEVER use a net hammock while fat. The holes will amplify your fat so it disgustingly squeezes through. As if that weren't repulsive enough, you're left with a cross-hatching design on your skin. *shudders*
(noun)
A cradle-shaped net or cloth suspended from two points, designed to hold someone in a different kind of relaxation posture. This free-swinging state is part of a complete summer day's rest scene, along with a strawed, iced drink, a hat, and sunblock.
Lastly, multiple hammocks can be made to sound both relaxing and extreme by spelling it as "hammox."
WARNING: NEVER use a net hammock while fat. The holes will amplify your fat so it disgustingly squeezes through. As if that weren't repulsive enough, you're left with a cross-hatching design on your skin. *shudders*
by Nuclear Tank Factory June 1, 2009
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