pics or it didn't happen

What 12 year old horny boys say when they want a picture of a hot girl

Person 1: me and my sis got in this huge vodka spitting contest, her shirt was so fucking soaked you could see her boobs

12 year old: pics or it didn't happen

by just a random british girl October 13, 2016

whats happening

When your confused and dont no whats going on you say this.Tommo usally uses this cause he is always confusede and doesnt no whats going on.

Ben:Fuhkn oi bra cumom what the fuck you doing.
Tommo:I just stacked and the pain wont go away its hurting bad shit.
Ben:hahahahah
Tommo:arhhhhh whats happening.

by Darren Thomson May 4, 2005

Halen

A girl that has been through a lot but you would never know it. She’s a good housekeeper, loves her children more than imaginable. Everyone in her life knows how important she truly is. HALEN May fall but bounces right back up better than ever. She’s a special girl and everyone knows that but she thinks she’s not. Never conceited and deserves a chance to be able to laugh and be happy with her accomplishments. Definitely #Wifey material that you need to have a happy life.

Do you know Halen .... I wish she was my wife & mother of my children..

#Halen keeps a smile on my face just to know that she’s mine.
Did you see how bright the room became when Halen walked in ? She shines so bright

I wish I were Halen

Halen very serious at times but with the right people she’s a cut up and makes me laugh uncomfortably.
I just got to see Halen she makes my days better and outlook on life amazing..

Halen is the best sister to her siblings and never forgets where she came from

by Gorgeudueehod March 25, 2020

well that happend

a phrase usualy uttered when something strange shocking or downright unusual/odd happens

after a hot dog cart spontaneously combusts one may say well that happend

by wellthisdefinitionjusthappend January 22, 2014

Uncle Ben, What happend?

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by Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah March 10, 2022

shit happens

A phrase that was originally created in the movie "Gump". Oddly enough, it can be modified to represent almost every religion and religional sect's main message.

Taoism: Shit Happens.

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Islam: If shit happens, take hostages.

Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit?

Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard.

Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it.

7th Day Adventist:Shit happens on Saturday.

Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens.

Judaism: Why does shit happen to me?

Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.

Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see shit happen.

Paganism: Each shit has its own name.

Atheism: Bullshit!

by supergub August 8, 2009

shit happens

Jehovah's Witness view of Shit Happens: "Shit has been prophesied and is imminent! Only the righteous shall survive it happening!"

Gaze thine sallow orbs upon the definition inscribed above, young acolyte, and observe how the Striped Erzulie can turn "see above" into more than 20 words through the wonders of bullshit.

by The Striped Erzulie September 20, 2005