An euphemism used to avoid telling of your true destination, often in reply to an awkward question. In Great Britain, it is commonly used as a euphemism for going to the toilet.
"Are you and your wife coming out tonight?" "Uhhhh, I'm going to see a man about a dog."
"How come you're leaving the table?" "I'm going to see a man about a dog."
"How come you're leaving the table?" "I'm going to see a man about a dog."
by Alexandra July 29, 2004
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Man, if that jackass mentions his precious 'action plan' one more time, I'm going jet blue on his ass!
by tnunnster August 11, 2010
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AimBoy1: Wats up
AimGirl2: mn
AimBoy1: wat were u doin earlier
AimGirl2: Gtg
AimBoy1: where
AimGirl2: dinner?
AimBoy1: wat u havin
AimGirl2: idk stop going Phu on me
AimGirl2: mn
AimBoy1: wat were u doin earlier
AimGirl2: Gtg
AimBoy1: where
AimGirl2: dinner?
AimBoy1: wat u havin
AimGirl2: idk stop going Phu on me
by YohannTheSpanishBoy April 27, 2008
Get the Going Phu mug.(Referring to Urban Dictionary.) Unnecessarily laden with sexual connotation and sophomoric behavior.
by dancesdo February 4, 2009
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Verb: Going "dumb" via shrooms or acid
Reference: The scene during the Walt Disney movie "Dumbo"... You know what I'm talking about.
Verb: Going "dumb" via shrooms or acid
Reference: The scene during the Walt Disney movie "Dumbo"... You know what I'm talking about.
by B-kizzle n' K-bizzle December 8, 2009
Get the Going Dumbo mug.A term used to tell your friends you have to take a shit when chicks are around so as to avoid embarrassement from the hot babes. Often followed by "the way's clear" to let your friends know you've gotten away with it.
Ben: Hey guys im going "on the watch" , (in whispers) Kyle make sure noones watching me on the watch.
Kyle:gotcha bro... Hey laura why dont we go over there....
Ben: Alright the ways all clear.
Kyle:gotcha bro... Hey laura why dont we go over there....
Ben: Alright the ways all clear.
by btongninjaturtle October 28, 2009
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Man: Hello!
Woman: Hey, how you doing?
Man: Im good, so do you come here a lot?
Woman: no not really, Im just waiting for a ride with my friend. You?
Man: No me either..So am I wasting my time here or what?
Woman: Yeah, I think you are.
(Awkward pause)
Man2: Wow, that was the best example of "Going Goldenberg" Ever.
Woman: Hey, how you doing?
Man: Im good, so do you come here a lot?
Woman: no not really, Im just waiting for a ride with my friend. You?
Man: No me either..So am I wasting my time here or what?
Woman: Yeah, I think you are.
(Awkward pause)
Man2: Wow, that was the best example of "Going Goldenberg" Ever.
by LT Dangle USN November 12, 2009
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