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Glock Blocked

Another version of Cock Block. In this case, a man is preventing another man from having sex with a woman by threatning him with a firearm.
Man 1: You even think about doing her, and I will kill you.
Man 2: Ok, ok. No need to Glock Block me man.

-Later-

Woman: Sorry he Glock Blocked you.
Man 2: He seemed the type to be teeming with insecurity issues.
by The_Inlander February 20, 2013
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Gluckschmerz

noun - drops of sweat that drip down off of the testicles and roll down the legs of one wearing a kilt. This provides an evaporative cooling effect to the wearer/sweater.
"I appreciate the gluckschmerz dripping on a hot day like this!"
by robwayne September 20, 2014
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Gluckschmerz

noun - drops of sweat that drip down off of the testicles and roll down the legs of one wearing a kilt. This provides an evaporative cooling effect to the wearer/sweater.
"I appreciate the gluckschmerz dripping on a hot day like this!"
by robwayne September 20, 2014
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Gluckschmerz

noun - drops of sweat that drip down off of the testicles and roll down the legs of one wearing a kilt. This provides an evaporative cooling effect to the wearer/sweater.
"I appreciate the gluckschmerz dripping on a hot day like this!"
by robwayne September 20, 2014
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Glock

Ima pull out my glock for the robbery
by 7132013 June 2, 2015
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glock box

where one keeps the glock that's in their 'rari
Can you get my glock out of the glock box for me? It's to your right.
by Dr. Knokkers February 19, 2017
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Glock Blocked

When trying to buy a gun at work and the firewall blocks guns and violence
Man, I was trying to look at a Glock online at work and got Glock Blocked!
by Glock Blocked February 23, 2017
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