Giffel

A word meaning girlfriend. Started as gffl, meaning girlfriend for life, then the I and E were added to make it a "real" word.

see biffel

"woah, is that your giffel??"
"yep, that's her!"

by cpugeek1111 April 12, 2010

giffed

The millennial version of the word "posterized." Being giffed refers to the process where a noteworthy dunk over someone else is then turned into a .gif and shared across the internet.

Friend I: Did you see Brandon Jennings get obviated trying to block a dunk again the other day?
Friend II: Yeah that fool got fucking giffed!

by KenmoreFans August 17, 2016

Gifford

An optimist. Someone who perseveres through hard times and is able to find positivity.

Yo, dude! Jimmy totally pulled a Gifford. He's able to find a ray of sunshine in every shitty situation!

by Craig Difford December 2, 2016

the griffin

Stuffs his own sock in his mouth before sex

The griffin is really fucked in the head.

by Paige--123 March 4, 2015

Griffing

To jerk someone off without their prior consent

Old mate : Last night i woke up to a mate GRIFFING me off, Cheeky bugger!

by Griffoneering December 7, 2011

lois griffin

peter griffin's spouse in the comedy tv show family guy.as well as peter,she is in her early 40's.she is a stay at home mom,that has had occasional jobs.she has the southern new york/new jersey accent which sounds almost like fran dresher's accent,though alittle more mellow.tends to be quite attractive,even having brian,the family dog drooling over her.

my ex girlfriend's mom sounded exactly like lois griffin due to her accent.

by rofgneogeneogb February 22, 2009

Griffin Book

published by Griffin Investigations and containing photos, listed individuals are generally suspected of being, or known to be, either advantage players or outright cheaters at casino games. These individuals are perceived as a threat to a casino's profits and include those who use leal and illegal means including card counters, card markers, and those who attempt to cheat slot machines.

The Cooker: "damn, that dude bettin all that cash just got kicked out of the casino."
Pete Dick: "must be in the Griffin Book."

by Pete Dick March 30, 2008