Beard Goggles 

When you see a man with a beard, and you automatically think that person is awesome, funny, chill, or just an overall cool dude just because he has a beard.

- "Aww dude, look at that guy's beard! I bet that guy is awesome."

- "Na dude, that guys a convicted sex offender, you've got beard goggles on."

Beard Goggles by jackapoe March 31, 2010

jizz goggles

goggles used to protect the eyes while a giant load is blown on the face.

She used the jizz goggles to shield her eyes from flying semen.

jizz goggles by Slash September 16, 2003

Arabian Sand Goggles 

Placing ones testicles over the eye-lids of another.

Ian proceeded to shade the sun from Jason's eyes by giving him the Arabian sand Goggles

Arabian Sand Goggles by Ian March 11, 2004

Egyptian Eye Goggles 

When a man squats over a sleeping person and allows his testicles to sag down to gently lay on top of the closed eyes of said person.

*Person 1* " HA, Barb sure had a nice pair of Egyptian Eye Goggles on last night."

*Person * "Haha yeah bro, Trent gave her eyelids rug burn with those hairy things.

Egyptian Eye Goggles by bigoldfatguy January 3, 2012

Peruvian Eye Goggles 

The act of placing one's testicles upon another's eyes with the penis resting on the forehead.

Check it out! Mark's passed out. Should we teabag him, or should we give him the Peruvian Eye Goggles?

Peruvian Eye Goggles by Christina Farah December 9, 2006

penn goggles 

The transformation of the retinas of the eyeballs in students of the University of Pennylvania. This phenomenon inhibits the ability of the retina to correctly reflect light patterns, which results in a greatly miscontstrued judge of beauty. A slow acting affliction, taking course over much time, growing stronger constantly. Close relative of beer goggles.

Yo man, when I first met her I didn't think she was pretty at all, but now that penn goggles are in full effect, I want to fuck the shit out of her!

penn goggles by Jim September 29, 2003

book goggles 

phenomenon in which one's time in the bookfield makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; works wonders for people of all shapes, sizes, colors, and ages.

During delivery week, I thought the 45 year old heffer and her 13 year old daughter were the two hottest pieces of meat in the market. Thank you Book Goggles.

book goggles by Joe @ UT September 9, 2008