French Faguette

When someone is being a lame or otherwise a bitch. A play on words of the classic French bread and the slur for homosexuals.

"Hey is Julian gonna come over and chill?

"Nah man he's being French Faguette"

by HIKMNO January 11, 2019

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eyeball felch

Just what it sounds like. To ejaculate in your partner's eye, and then lick it out.

I know Trevor really loves me because last night we eyeball felched.

by Dom H September 7, 2006

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(n.v.) An Australian sexual practice similar to a regular felch, but instead of eating semen out of a body cavity, involves sucking out beer that has been sprayed into vaginal vault or rectum (usually facilitated by vigorous agitation of beverage can/bottle).

That Cheryl was a wild sheila, I Fosters felched a slab of beer from her butt hole last night!

by Dr Merkin March 14, 2009

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The French Experience

The act of taking a dick in the ass on a nude beach in Nice, France.

When I was in Nice, I enjoyed The French Experience.

by meh2354 October 2, 2010

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Screaming Frenchman

While having a sex with a girl from behind he quickly removes his cock from her asshole and quickly replaces it with a stale loaf of French Bread, never ever replace the French bread or the integrity of the act will be lost.

Damn Jim gave me the best Screaming Frenchman last night. I can't walk properly now, i think i still have some crumbs up there.

by 1234567paper February 24, 2011

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