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Floating tip

when leaving a tip, put the bills in a glass of water, cover the top with a menu or other stiff surface, then flip the glas upside down, and remove the menu from underneath the glass, resulting in a horrible situation for your waitress/waitor.
its fucked up. try getting a table near a window so when you leave, you can watch and see what the waitress does about it.
by Chaz January 5, 2005
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Floating Tall Tee

n. a person of African American descent, wearing a really big shirt, often referred to as "Tall Tee".
The point at which when you happen to look outside and only see a shirt magically floating through the air. Not being able to see whos actually wearing the shirt, aka a floating tall tee.
by Punkchunkz October 16, 2008
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Float Away

A term used by parents to tell their children not to drink a lot of fluid before going to bed, so they don't piss themselves in their sleep
Remember Billy, don't drink all that juice before bed, you'll float away if you do
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
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Coke Float

The act of snorting the milk out of a lactating hookers titty who is high on crack.
"Daddy whats a Coke Float"? " Its how I meet your mother son. And also I aint your daddy".
by MeDazed420 April 24, 2016
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Floater

A person with more than one label; a style/label mixer; ect.
*EXAMPLE*

I am: Goth, Emo, Sk8er, Gamer, Punk, and Gangsta, so instead of saying all that, i call myself a Floater
by SystemRulez December 3, 2006
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turd floater

a very heavy rain in Gladewater Tx. that causes septic tanks to fill up and dookie to flow out
Jim Bob: Man, it came a turd floater last night. So don't wrestle in the backyard.

Joe Jack: Good idea, we'll wrestle in the front. Between the engine block and the washing machine.
by janitorman1981 March 10, 2010
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floated

To be throw out an airlock, Typically in a vacuum in space.
Astronaut 1 : Damn did you hear?

Astronaut 2 : What?

Astronaut 1 : Dave's dumbass forgot to hook up he's tether so he got floated

Astronaut 2 : Really? How the hell does a guy like that even get a job up here anyways?
by sinsforeal June 10, 2016
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