press the flesh

what politicians do in order to garner support for themselves from the common people; going out into the public to meet and greet; similar to baby kissing.

that skeezy politician was out pressing the flesh to try and save his sputtering campaign.

by megan August 12, 2004

nob gobbling flesh monger

a filthy little slutt who likes to please cock with her mouth

Meghan went down on me for like 2 hours, shes such a nob gobbling flesh monger.

by jianny joe matt December 22, 2008

fleshlight seconds

fleshlight seconds is what a your masturbation buddy gets when he fucks your fleshlight after you've just had a cumgasm in it

My academy roomie always wants fleshlight seconds after I masturbate with it!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

Fleshy

A word used to describe a lusciously hot female. Derived from the word Fleshlight.

That ho was fleshy!

by Dan November 17, 2003

Flesh Musket

your penis.

your mom got my flesh musket in her brown eye

by RP McMurphey November 16, 2003

fleshmelons

A slang term for a woman's breasts.

Come lick my luscious fleshmelons.

by britney spears May 22, 2005

fleshy banjo

this is you get pubic hair traped under your foreskin so that it tugs at the hair making the whole instrument playable

"Man when i woke up this morning i could play the national anthem on my fleshy banjo"

by The Limestone Cowboy April 23, 2005