flesh pencil

Another name for a penis. Thought of this gem back in 09' when I was mixing codeine and whiskey and going to college in Springfield MA.

I invited Samantha over to study and all that bitch did was teach me calculus. I thought she would at least try to grab my flesh pencil.

Whenever Mrs. Nichols tells us to take our pencils out for a test I imagine ramming my flesh pencil down her throat and asking her if I am going to pass.

by Jonathan Allan March 22, 2013

Flesh

Used to describe something so new and so fresh, it's flesh.

It's raw. And new. That is flesh.

"What's fresher than fresh? Flesh."

"That's so flesh."

"That sneaker drop... that was flesh."

by nikkimouselol November 21, 2018

fleshface

Ugly girl who is consuming way too many hamburgers.

Look at that fleshface over there, she's gobbling down those grease burgers at a faster pace than I can shoot up. She is actually pretty cute...

by Chester Copperpot March 27, 2003

Get a pound of dat flesh

Getting laid /sex from someone who you think owes your lame ass sex because you been doing favours for a while with the intention of getting some

Jerome been tryin to get a pound of dat flesh from Regina for a minute now. Been taking her to fancy dinners, paying her bills and even babysitting her kid but his boy Tyrone been gettin' a pound of that flesh every time while Jerome babysitting.

by LawOfficesOfHeslopMacomerSutty May 14, 2020

strip the flesh, salt the wounds

When you are going to fuck someone up, regardless of what happens to you.

Friend 1 - "Dude stole my car, but he seems pretty big."
Friend 2 - "STRIP THE FLESH, SALT THE WOUNDS!!"

by SlamShady February 11, 2015

Flesh stick

1. Another word for penis

2. The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.

3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.

4. If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. Basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.A pleasure making machine for both sexes.

When I'm lost in this world, my flesh stick always leads the way.

Hey, wanna ride my throbbing flesh stick you sexy thing ;)

I was sitting in my class wearing basketball shorts and got an erection, then my teacher grabbed my flesh stick because she thought it was my phone.

"Those who grip their flesh sticks as if they were writhing snakes and pull at them until they can see nothing but a tunnel of light are of the Devil's hairy, cum-stiffened hand and should preferably be set alight in the name of God."~ Some lady who despises wankers.

by zingeraddict October 9, 2011

One-eyed Flesh Weasel

The One-eyed Flesh Weasel is a very common beast. It is found hidden in a Forest of Hairs. They come in different shapes and sizes. Some are like penis other like sausages and other are like pizza pans. When they become to excited they become really tall. Some are reported to get as tall as 12 inches. If you get the One-eyed Flesh Weasel to excited to will spilt white fluid at you and make you wet and sticky.

Man 1- Dude some over here i think i found an One-eyed Flesh Weasel

Man 2- No way let me see

Man 1- Be careful dont get it excited

Man 2- OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT

Man 1- dude stop yelling you going to get it excited

Man 2- HOW CAN I NOT YELL IT LOOKS LIKE A DI......

Man 2- Oh god it got me wet and sticky

Man 1- Me to I told you not to yell

by chef suckmyballs February 25, 2010