doo doo flakes

Left over shit on your ass from when you took a shit and rip the flakes off your shit and put in a bowl with milk to serve and eat.
Put those doo doo flakes in a bowl, pour some milk in and bone apple teeth!
by Lil Terry October 23, 2019
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Doo doo flakes

Something that made me laugh to hard
Because this one rat head buttram shook her leg and out came the magical dust from within her dollar store shorts and of course she scratched her butt after and smelt it like the audacity
doo doo flakes that the only definition it really needs
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shred some flake

When you are just goin’ so damn crazy on the snowboard, you’re “ shredding some flake”. ( shredding snowflakes )
Dude I can’t wait to go to the snow this weekend and shred some flake.
by bryguy0212 October 14, 2020
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Dookey Flake Eater

A dude that eats a hella ton of dookey and puts it all on the rim of their mouth. Also an upcoming cereal by Bruce L.
"You know Bruce? That dude ate so many dookey flakes this week! The nerve of that dookey flake eater!
by TheLastJibbers January 01, 2019
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flake n' bake

(n.) To duck out on plans last minute in order to stay home and get high. Can also be used to describe going somewhere else, if it's solely for the purpose of getting high.
Jessica: Matt can you bring pong balls for tonight? Thanks.
Matt: Umm, something came up last minute- I might not make it... I'll keep you posted.

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Joe: You're definitely not going to her party.

Matt: Hell nah, man. I think I'm gonna flake n' bake. You down?

Joe: Screw her, let's get fried.
by DirtyDenim July 25, 2011
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frosted flake dick

after ejackulating let your cum dry up on your penis then rub off the flakes on someone
while my girlfriend was asleep i woke her to some frosted flake dick
by Mr.cockwesel September 27, 2010
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Bob's Chocolate Flake

A mildly aromatic blend of pipe tobacco popular among enthusiasts.
Steve and I went in on a kilo of Bob's Chocolate Flake, but it made him throw up. Baby.
by Joe December 27, 2004
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