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father, son, and holy ghost

when shitting, this dump is characterized by a large turd, followed by a smaller turd, and just when you think you may have another turd on the way, only a large fart emerges.
Wow, I thought I had a whale family on the way, but it turned out to be merely a father, son, and holy ghost!
by Whooreface killa December 14, 2004
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father nelson

A male will place a female in a full nelson wrestling maneuver. He then will bend her over and carry out his business.
I thought we were wrestling, then i felt a poke, that bastard gave me a father nelson.
by Trichizzel September 1, 2003
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father

A man that is never there for any important things in your life and spends his time drinking and nagging like a pregnant woman...Yes he tries to hit you too
Daddy! I'm getting married, can you go?

Hell no, can't you see tomorrow is the soccer game?

see the definition for Ana
by Homie G April 14, 2004
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windows fisher price

This is the name of a theme that comes default with windows. It looks like it's simple with no sharp edges, kinda like ti was made from Fisher Price.
*dark4190 goes onto a friend's freshly formatted computer*
dark4190: Ahhh, wtf? Windows Fisher Price?! Change your damn theme!!
by dark4190 July 25, 2008
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Fatherless behavior

People who lost a father after he went to get the milk
Ong guys, I'm fatherless :(
Which means I'll soon have fatherless behavior :(
by That_LumineSimp April 24, 2023
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father ted

UK television series about three Catholic priests on the remote Irish Craggy Island. Father Ted was accused of stealing money, which he insists was just "resting in his account before he moved it on". Father Jack is an elderly alcoholic with a very limited vocabulary. His favorite word is "feck". Father Dougal is just an eejit.
In "Are You Right There, Father Ted?", Father Ted is accused of offending the Chinese population of Craggy Island, of which there has never been a mention in previous episodes. Ted finds himself inadvertently insulting the Chinese whenever they're around.
by jseale1978 October 28, 2003
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