field day

1. n. a silly adventure. 2. n. a day in elementary school where children do track and field. 3. v. (orig. US Coast Guard) to clean beyond the point of all logic.

1. Those kids had a field day with those squirt guns. 2. I love the shot put at field day. 3. You boys did not field day the head. You just cleaned it.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

field

to respond; to give a skillfull or offhand answer to a question

Famous people always have to field some weird questions

by megamallo24 October 3, 2013

redneck fieldgoal

skeeting through the gapped teeth of a redneck bitch

I scored a redneck fieldgoal with Nick's girl last night

by tizzitties December 2, 2007

Money Distortion Field

The effects of an amount of money so large that it warps and distorts legal, political, and social systems that get near it. This is analogous to a black hole's gravity well that can force light which normally travels in straight lines to travel in a path that looks curved.

"That Madoff guy generated such a large money distortion field with his Ponzi scheme that he'll never go to jail!"

by Dr. Dave da Brewmeister February 2, 2009

Track and Field

A sport in which both mental and physical health. It drains you. Events consisting of short distance - long distance. And long jump, high jump, javelin, shotput, and discus. Javelin is basically asking for death because you are throwing a long sharp stick into the ground possibly causing impaltion. You can break your legs running because they will become so jiggle they will fall off.

I have to go to track and field now.

by Skittles194 April 16, 2019

field trip

noun
When an officer on the battlefield gets wounded, and they give him so much drugs, that hes trippin balls.

Sgt. Johnson went on a field trip after he got shot in Vietnam.

by Halo 2 Killa April 9, 2006

Fieldsy

to get highly intoxicated; slight alcohol poisoning

Yo lets go get fieldsy tonight.

by mracakes1213 June 5, 2011