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Elián González 

A little, five-year-old Cuban boy who made headlines in 1999 by surviving the trip to Florida from Cuba in an inner tube. His mother died to get him to Florida, but she made the mistake of naming him a name that sounded far too much like the word, alien in English, and having him fathered by a man who would have nothing to do with Elián until being Elián's father was suddenly very patriotic.
If Elián González wasn't named a name that sounds like alien in English, maybe the feds wouldn't have been so obsessed with sending him home, or scared him into going back to Cuba by shoving an assault rifle in his face.
Elián González by Downstrike August 14, 2006
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elasturbate

the act of masturbate in order to try and stretch out your cock to make it bigger
Damn! I need to elasturbate
elasturbate by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010
Slang for male sex god.
Your girl called me an Eliah
I was destined to be an Eliah
He is such an Eliah
Eliah by Gary Shira January 28, 2008
A strong silent type, yet once you get to know him, the goofy side comes out. He is full of grace, very handsome, and gives the best hugs! He is tender, gentle, an incredible love maker, enduring-the best to cuddle with. He is zealous in spirit and has a talent for building things. Eyes like the ocean,- you could get lost in them forever
Eliab
Eliab by cudi young October 24, 2013
She is the best person I know she is kind and I love her I would even want to merry her
Boy 1:Eliana is so nice
Boy 2:I know right
Eliana by Schoolofrock123 April 23, 2019
An amazing person who opens your eyes to so many wonderful things. Eliad is someone you want to be with all the time and never want to leave. He is the best thing that can ever happen to you. Within him, there is so much love and life. Just to be with him makes you the luckiest and happiest person alive!
Someone whom you love and care deeply about...
eliad by Your Little Baby December 27, 2003