Fantasy egg

A japanese egg that acts like a "fleshlight" of sorts.
It comes in the shape and appearance of a real egg, it is then peeled to relieve it's real nature; a sex toy.
The top opens, revealing a package of lube inside.
Pour lube into the bottom of the egg.
The bottom part of your egg stretches over your entire penis, then simply jerk off.
The inside of the egg has different textures for pleasure.

They are usually made small, since it's asian.

Person 1: Dude, I used my fantasy egg last night since I couldn't get laid.
Person 2: Did it work?
Person 1: Eh, it went to fast.

by The Consumer April 14, 2011

Egg Monkey

A person you don't want hanging around your house because he fucks up you shit.

Person 1:Please stop braking all my shit you're being an egg monkey right now.
Person 2: Monkey Noises.

by DeathPenalty01 May 29, 2020

CUCKOO'S EGG

Of a child with uncertain parentage, much a kin to the cuckoo laying its eggs in another birds nest

Fucking hell, whys daves kid black, he's an albino? Dunno but by the looks of his mam I think the bairns a cuckoo's egg

by GAV October 22, 2003

Fried Eggs

When a woman exposes her breasts by pressing them on glass for others on the other side to see.

People on the other side of the glass will see that the breasts resemble fried eggs.

by hyperdiaper August 12, 2009

Kinder egg

Kinder eggs are the most fabulous hollow chocolate eggs, painted white inside which taste divine. The eggs contain toys which may be difficult to construct if the openers have low IQ's. They are soon to be delivered by a Hampstead based chocolate delivery company to aid distressed women at unsociable hours.

Kinder Eggs are sometimes rather tricky to open too!

by laurita May 24, 2006

jew egg

An egg laid by jewish women to produce offspring. These eggs are rather large and will hatch quickly, so should promptly be smashed. Only video known video evidence recorded durring a "Running of the Jew" in Kazakhstan.

Is she? She is! She laid a Jew Egg! Quick, smash that chick before it hatches!

by Keifer Sterner December 8, 2006

Kinder egg

Chocolate egg made by Fererro that could be compared to a Happy Meal except for the fact that it's small, made out of chocolate and doesn't taste like shit. The toys inside are mildly entertaining if you are under 9 years old, but the plastic container can be filled with water/sand/similar substance, and thrown at people - hopefully exploding at impact.

Guy 1: Hey, remember those Kinder Surprise eggs from back in the day?

Guy 2: No

Guy 1: Oh

by quas August 25, 2005