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Dutch Oven

To trap the person you sleep with under the covers and fart.
Boy: I got you something

Girl: What ?

Boy: A DUTCH OVEN !
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Call of Duty: Black Ops

A game made primarily for players who like to sit in one place, start a fire, roast marshmallows, and sing "Kumbaya".
I hate running around and getting in gun battles in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. You wanna hop on Call of Duty: Black Ops?
by slappysally January 4, 2011
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Dutch Sunscreen

When a guy, during sex, pulls out of the woman and ejaculates all over her face. The jizz must thoroughly cover her face, making it look like the receiver was putting on sunscreen.
Me: Hey dude, I just finished doing a Dutch Sunscreen.
Guy: Way to Go.
Me: It was on your mom.
Guy: . . .
by Royce McMillan May 25, 2010
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Dutch Fuck

(1)Lighting a cigarette by placing it against a lit one. If you don't have matches or a lighter. Chain smokers are prone to do this.

(2) Banging a chick who just lays there.
He forgot his lighter and needed a light from his buddy who was already enjoying a cigarette. His buddy was out of matches. "got a light?"
"Here, Dutch fuck..."
I think it comes from the belief that Dutch people are without passion when they make love. "No fire."
by Froggygremlin July 14, 2013
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Going Dutch on a kayak

when you are giving four dudes hand jobs at the same time, 2 in each hand like skiing but more intense
Tatiana: whatd you do last night?
Hayley: I was with Josh, Matt, Sean and Casey and I was going Dutch on a kayak. It was an orgy, basically.
by FunstuffAllover December 15, 2011
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Dutch Muffin

To give or be a victim of a Dutch Muffin is when you or someone else sits on another's pillow and farts. As you stand up the pillow "breathes" in all of the surrounding flatulence. When your victim lays their head on their pillow the fart is expelled directly in their face... Delicious!
Me: Did you enjoy the Dutch Muffin i left for you last night?

Victim: Yea thanks, you ass. It tasted horrible!
by EazyNutz August 29, 2010
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Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder

The Dutch rudder taken to its logical conclusion. Where a double Dutch rudder involves two participants, and a TDR involves three, the Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder involves twelve participants standing in a circle. Each participant holds his member with his right hand, and the man to his lefts right elbow with his left hand. By this means each person can move his neighbour's right arm up and down, essentially masturbating him, but without the gayness of touching another man's penis.
Headline in The Sun newspaper; "England football team + referee involved in Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder - still claim football is not gay."

Scott's mum: "Scott, you need help for your Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder addiction."
Scott: "If twelve men ejaculating together is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"
by Big Pimp Daddy June 2, 2010
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